Festival season is coming. The sun will shine, the bands will play. The campers will camp. Hooorah. My diary is gonna be full from here till eternity, or at least t. I've got the biggies ... Glastonbury, Latitude, Secret Garden party. The freebies ... Brighton Live, Brighton Fringe. Plus the slightly square art festivals. Just because it's not all about getting off your head in a field.

Rule number one: be prepared. Tents, wellies and drugs.
Rule number two: don't over prepare. That ruins the surprise.